Patrick in his natural Habitat

1st b-day
We had Patrick's 1st b-day party today and it rocked!, He had his own cake (see pic above) which he totally Annihilated! as can be seen in the pic above. He got so many toys that light up and make noise. My mom and I are to blame for this 2 we got him a few toys like that. I swear the toys we got are Possessed by Satin! mom got him this ball that rolls around and it asks you to find various shapes and animals on it which is cool but it randomly rolls around! It could of stopped for like 15-20 minutes and you could be watchin T.V and it would start rollin around makin noises and flashing lights it's fucking scary as hell! Another Satanic toy was the keyboard that I gave to him that makes different sounds and plays different music when you press the correct instrament and again after 15-20 min it'll randomly play music. There should be a warning label "Warning: Possessed by Satin" or something. Mikes father Jim got him a Playskool Basketball,Golf,T-ball set that comes complete with a plastic putter and baseball bat, it's hard plastic to. I'm expecting war injuries from Mike and Yvonne soon. Mom also bought this bear that makes it so you can record your own b-day message, so we're thinkin we have 20-30 seconds to record a message....No, 6 seconds! It was harsh. All it was a good b-day. Well I gotta go wake mom up off the couch, catch y'all on the flip side!