who else would I be?

Which Presidential Candidate Are You?
Rung from Rum and Monkey's very own liberty bell.

hilarious X2 

so true 

hilarious 

men in hats

alright guys a few of the comics on www.meninhats.com made me laugh so get ready for a few comics

The Game is Called 'Fumpkin' 

Might as well join in to

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Christopher Ryan Vance

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue Jeans

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? ZZ Top-"Low Rider"

4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? 2 all beef patties,special sauce,onions, pickles on a seasame seed bun, fries and a coke

5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes when I see them

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue, Closest to my birthstone

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Night,chilly :-)

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Betty

9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? well it wasn't really sent to me I got it from my brothers blog because I decided why not but as far as my bro goes he's the man.;-)

10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 17

11. FAVORITE DRINK? normal: Sunkist Orange Soda. Alcoholic: Coffee Brandy

12. FAVORITE SPORT? Football...GO PATS!!!!

13. HAIR COLOR? Strawberry Blonde...or blonde depending on how much I've been out in the sun.

14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope

15. SIBLINGS? 1 Older brother, Mike

16. FAVORITE MONTH? Halloween, candy candy candy!!!

17. FAVORITE FOOD? Terroni's Steak Sandwitch...mmmm

18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Day After Tomorrow

19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? XMAS

20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? talk to friends, post in my blog,listen to tunes

21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Transformers....More than meets the eye

22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Capt. Crunch.

23. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses, sweeter than wine

24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate

25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE/ I-MAIL BACK? if they read this then yeah

26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Jacque

27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My g/f, she doesn't read my blog much

28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? my mom still

29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? when Betty made me watch Beaches last year.....bitch :-D

30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? considering under my bed is shelves, in them is clothes and misc. funk I found when I cleaned my room and don't know where the parts go so I kept them Just in case

31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? My Brother, we've always been close

32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Ate Pizza at my g/f house,came home, woke my mom up off the couch, got her into bed, watched the Red Sox win the penant and came back downstairs to post in my Blog at midnight.

33. FAVORITE SMELL? Village Candle's Spring Lilac

34. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? My Brother

35. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Dying.

36. PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN? butter. enough so that my arteries harden while i'm still watching the movie

37. FAVORITE CAR? Chargers.

38. FAVORITE FLOWER? Lilac

39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 4...and only 2 of them goes to my house, the rest go to Garage and School Locker

40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I can Manage

41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? any day beginning with "S" or "F"

42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Went out to dinner with my mom and opened presents with Betty and the girls.

43. HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 2

44. HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 4

45. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 1

46. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST? well if you count driving my moms car everynow and then it's my only car.

47. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Portland, ME

48. HOW MANY TIMES WERE YOU MARRIED? None

49. HOW MANY OFFSPRING? None

50. HOW MANY DIVORCES? None

51. WHAT IS YOUR 1ST CHOICE...MONEY, HEALTH, POWER? Money brings Health which brings you Power which brings WORLD DOMINATION BITCH!

10-3

In an amazing come from behind victory the Red Sox won the penant 10 minutes ago! An embarrasing defeat by the Yankees. Maybe the Red Sox have finally started to believe in themselves and get past the fact that there is no friggen curse, that's just an excuse they've been using when they lose. The only "curse" they've had is they have no desire to win but I'm starting to think that they're getting that back now. Now I would like to put it on record that I don't follow Baseball I'm a Football fanatic BUT these Red Sox Vs. Yankees games of late have been on the edge of your seat T.V for me lately. I dunno why they've just been a source of entertainment for me as of late, I think it may be because I love watching rivals play, I dunno why I just do. Well everyone it is getting late and I must retreat to my uncomfertable,spring pokin me in the ass bed and try to get some painful sleep.

Patrick in his natural Habitat

1st b-day
We had Patrick's 1st b-day party today and it rocked!, He had his own cake (see pic above) which he totally Annihilated! as can be seen in the pic above. He got so many toys that light up and make noise. My mom and I are to blame for this 2 we got him a few toys like that. I swear the toys we got are Possessed by Satin! mom got him this ball that rolls around and it asks you to find various shapes and animals on it which is cool but it randomly rolls around! It could of stopped for like 15-20 minutes and you could be watchin T.V and it would start rollin around makin noises and flashing lights it's fucking scary as hell! Another Satanic toy was the keyboard that I gave to him that makes different sounds and plays different music when you press the correct instrament and again after 15-20 min it'll randomly play music. There should be a warning label "Warning: Possessed by Satin" or something. Mikes father Jim got him a Playskool Basketball,Golf,T-ball set that comes complete with a plastic putter and baseball bat, it's hard plastic to. I'm expecting war injuries from Mike and Yvonne soon. Mom also bought this bear that makes it so you can record your own b-day message, so we're thinkin we have 20-30 seconds to record a message....No, 6 seconds! It was harsh. All it was a good b-day. Well I gotta go wake mom up off the couch, catch y'all on the flip side!

The Longest Fry Ever!

The Longest Fry Ever

sorry for the weird post I just thought I had to inform the masses that I have just eaten the longest Fry ever! you can stop searching because I've just eaten it

What up now bitches?

:: how jedi are you? ::

Yes Yvonne Mars My little bitches indeed 

Just Felt like updating

yeah it's been a while since I've updated so I figured I'd update. My nephew turned 1 on Wednesday and we're all excited. We're going down to their house on Sunday for a little get together. We're gonna open presents and such and just have a mini-celebration of my nephew Patrick's birthday. I put the finishing touches on my Horror movie for S.T.A.T class today and I have to say it's pretty friggen sweet. I'll hopefully be burning it onto dvd's soon, I have a feeling this will be my yearly Christmas present to everyone. The black and white aged effect I put on the movie is awsome, it makes it look like a really old movie. And it's Silent! which is awsome because you don't have to worry about bleeps and a shit load of editing you just put seperate cards in the scenes when they say something that's important to the script. I watched a little of the debate on wednesday and it was the most brutal of all! Kerry got Bush all fired up, you could tell that Bush was pissed, he got a little red in the face it was pricelsess. I only watched a half an hour of the debate before I fell asleep on the couch but I have to say this and I know Yvonne's gonna be upset when I say this but Bush did pretty good this time around, he wasn't stammering as much, his responces were well structured. I'm still all for Kerry don't get me wrong I'm just saying that Bush did pretty good this time around. Kerry on the other hand was just as kick ass as he's been since the first debate. But the period is about to end so I'm gonna say adios for now and I'll update later.

R.I.P Superman 

24-10

Yeah the Patriots won last night!!!! What's up now Clayson? you don't even look at my blog but oh well! Don't get me wrong Miami had some good moments but the Patriots totally owned!!!!

R.I.P Superman

damn that's depressing, Superman's dead! thank god for my sister-in-law's constant updating or else I would never have known. He died before Lex Luthor could get to him, that must piss him off a lot. Now he can fly......Fly all you want now Clark, Lex Luthor can't get to you know. First Rodney now Clark Kent damn. I used to pin a towel around my shoulders to Yvonne, I know how you feel, I to was a Superman Fanatic. If Adam West dies tomorrow i'm seriously gonna break down and cry! all our heros are dieng folks the end of the world is coming I see it.

Parent Teacher Confrences

well yesterday and today are Parent Teacher Confrences here at Morse High School. Yesterday was a half day and today is no school. My mom's parent teacher confrences were yesterday afternoon. I couldn't go all of them with her because I had to work, in fact I could only go to the one that I had to go to with her because my english teacher conducts Student led Parent Teacher Confrences. Mom said that they all went great and that she was getting really positive feedback. She said that all the teachers really love me I always make them laugh which i could of told her myself but hey from a teacher it's always better. The thing that kept coming up is the fact that i'm always commenting on something and i'm quick with the comment which is who I am, sory but it's the truth, i'm a genuine asshole and proud of it. My STAT teacher (Student Technical Assistance Team incase you didn't know) recamended that mom take me up to bangor to see their campus when they have an open house because he believes I have a really strong future in Videography or in Computers, he was really optmimistic about it. I've got some make up work to do for world history, I have to do it now that mom knows the assignments, she's got them posted on the white board for cryin out loud. well I gotta go do some laundry folks i'll update later.

The First Debates

I would like to put it on record that George W. Bush has officially turned into Capt. James T. Kirk. he showed this at the debate when he put to many pauses in his statements, pure jibberish. George seems to be a never ending source of entertainment, we laughed our asses off in American History class when we watched the debate and all the bush supporters could do in my class was squirm in their chairs because they knew it was true, god damn it was priceless. And the Vice-Presidential debate was brutal! It was like watching 10 rounds of a boxing match. Edwards and Cheney just kept going back and forth with the cheap shots and none of them went down! My favorite moment though was at the end of one of Edwards responces he looks at Cheney and says "I really don't think this country can handle 4 more years of your parties administration" I laughed my ass off, you can tell it landed with cheney he kinda stammered a little bit when he responded. And I thought that Kerry and Edwards were for gay marriage? that's not the picture he was portraying in the debate. Can anyone enlighten me with this situation?

Slacking on the update (moved from livejournal)

yeah I know I've been slacking on the whole update thing, gotta put up more reminders. Well here's the readers digest version of what's going on with my love life, Me and Ajay broke up a couple weeks ago. There was to many flags going up and my mom already didn't like her which isn't a good thing. But I've got a new g/f her name is Mary and we've been going out for about a week now. We've actually been friends for a while and I dunno we'll see how this goes. Right now the relatinship is good but we'll see what the future brings. My brother got a new job at Maine AC!!! It seems to be going good so far...... My cat still has fleas *cries* aaaannnddd City Of Heros rocks!! My nephew swears now, he says Damn! We think he's trying to say Down but it sounds like Damn! at the Harvest Home Supper at my church he chanted Titty Titty Titty! when a girl passed by. It was priceless!!! we laughed out asses off. Well I better get offline i've been on for a while but i'll update more I swear!!!

Moving posts over to blogging

alright i'm thuroughly(sorry for the spelling) convinced that blogger is better than livejournal, the templates are way cooler. so I'll be posting here, i'll begin with moving my most recent post over here, i'll ttyl fokes